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Hello all! I hope you had a lovely Labor Day, and avoided asphyxiating  in the death soup outside.

Definitely getting too old for this.

Definitely getting too old for this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Our Star Trek Attack Wing event, which was moved to this Saturday, will be a free 120 pt. constructed tournament, since Organized Play product has dried up. If Wizkids makes more available then we will get right on it and carry on with The Collective. Lesson learned. Sorry for the inconvenience, everyone. While we’re on the subject, Dice Masters product is also seemingly more scarce than copies of Action Comics #1, but we’ll let you know when more comes in, and then we will begin Organized Play for that as well. The good news here is that Heroclix is in full swing, so check out our calendar and get in on the goodness!

 

 

…something about gunpowder and Anonymous. But enough about that. It’s update time!

-We will be closed on Labor Day-  Monday, September 1st. Because Renn Faire.

-There are a few Magic: From the Vault: Annihilation remaining as of this writing, and one will be given away for first place in the Standard tournament on Sunday, 8/24!

-We are now taking preorders on Magic: Khans of Tarkir!

-We are very excited to announce that StarCityGames Game Night begins 9/3 with a Standard event and squirrel goodness up for grabs! See the calendar for more info.

-Our Heroclix War of Light event for 8/28 is full- thanks for the huge response! We are tweaking things so that we can accommodate even more players for Month Two! Check out the calendar for more details.

-Lots of our favorite hard-to-find games are back in stock! Come on down and get Caverna: The Cave Farmers, Betrayal at House on the Hill, Splendor, Takenoko, the new Dungeons and Dragons 5E/Next books, and more!

-The largest, most insane event we have ever done is almost upon you. Oh yes. I am doing a happy dance. And soon, so shall YOU.

And here’s what we will be rocking on the demo table for September. Learn to play one of these and get 20% off of your very own copy!

QUILT SHOW

Do you have what it takes to win first prize? I doubt it, rookie. Prepare to get crafty, and then COMFY!

Do you have what it takes to win first prize? I doubt it, rookie. Prepare to get crafty, and then COMFY!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MACHI KORO

All of the fun of building a major city, without those pesky permits and protests!

All of the fun of building a major city, without those pesky permits and protests!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

STAR REALMS

The ships go "pew pew!" and the aliens go "blaaargabloop!" and then it's all like "kablowpssshhhh!!!".

The ships go “pew pew!” and the aliens go “blaaargabloop!” and then it’s all like “kablowpssshhhh!!!”.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And now our lives all have meaning. Yay!

I'm going to eat so many scotch eggs. And then drown them in mead.

I’m going to eat so many scotch eggs. And then drown them in mead.

 

 

 

Sorry, folks. A few days ago a mysterious festival appeared in my neighborhood, and I investigated it and soon became lost in a world of deep-fried food, polkas, and surly teenagers. This is why the update for August is so late. In fact, it is only due to the swift and daring intervention of the Bethlehem Horse Force that I escaped with my life!

Thank you, you glorious equine warriors.

Thank you, you glorious equine warriors.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So anyway. August. The calendar is now updated, and we have events aplenty! Take a look and discover the gaming joy, oh Doubter of My Veracity. All sorts of new and exciting stuff, like Heroclix Night and another Magic Conspiracy booster draft! We are very excited about the featured demo games for this month as well. Come in and test drive any of them and get 20% off of your very own copy, that you can hug and pet and call George.

CARGO NOIR info

Smuggling illicit goods, without all that pesky gunfire.

Smuggling illicit goods, without all that pesky gunfire.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SULTANIYA info

Parrot with annoying Gilbert Gottfried voice not included.

Parrot with annoying Gilbert Gottfried voice not included.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SEASONS info

The contents of this box will give you a components-gasm.

The contents of this box will give you a components-gasm.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There it is: my gift to you, gentle customer. Before I disappear back into the internet mists remember this: cheesesteak eggrolls and fried Twinkies might seem delicious after several beers, but there is no Pepto on Earth that can save you from poor life decisions.

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Tomorrow we will be having our latest Magic StarCityGames Invitational Qualifier, and here’s all the info:

Store opens/registration begins: 9AM

Event starts at: 10AM

$25 entry

Standard format

Competitive REL

Decklist required

Head Judge: Rich Waldbiesser

Prizes:
1st – $250, Qualification for a StarCityGames.com Invitational, 5 Open Series Points
2nd – 24 Packs of Current Set, 4 Open Series Points
3rd-4th – 12 Packs of Current Set, 3 Open Series Points
5th-8th – 6 Packs of Current Set, 2 Open Series Points
Top 4 Finishers all receive an Exclusive SCG Invitational Qualifier Playmat
Top 8 Finishers all receive a SCG IQ Top 8 Pin

And if the turnout is good we’ll throw in some more prizes on top of this, so drag all of your friends in with you! See you tomorrow!

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Before I announce the winner of our Garruk standee raffle, I’d like to take a moment to thank all of you for coming out to our M15 Prerelease and Launch Party events, and for buying buttloads of singles, packs, and assorted ephemera. This has been one of our most successful Magic launches to date! Our first M15-legal Standard tournament is tomorrow, and it will be great practice for our StarCityGames Invitational Qualifier which is coming up on the 27th!

Here we go(drum roll)! The winner of this:

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Is Tim Lyter! Congrats, sir! We will be stalking you in the dead of night giving you a call soon to confirm, and then you can swing by and grab it when you’re ready. It will provide hours of terror in your home(Slappy not included)!

Warhammer 40K players, you’re on deck! Let’s make tomorrow’s 1500 point tournament kick all manner of Xenos buttocks!

A new Magic Core Set is nearly upon us, and this one looks INSANE. There are many ways you can celebrate the insanity with us, and almost none of them involve weaving baskets or shock therapy.

First we have the Prereleases: one at midnight(Friday the 11th going into Saturday the 12th), and one on Sunday at noon. They are $25, Sealed Deck format, and will feature Prerelease packs in each of the five colors. There is a limited amount of product, so seating is limited to 50 players at each event, and colors will be chosen in the order that you sign up(preregistration is now open, BTW). In each pack there will be 5 M15 boosters, a seeded booster(to help you deckbuild in that color), a FOIL PROMO CARD(which you can use in your deck), a spindown life counter, and a Garruk the Slayer activity pack. The activity pack is pretty sweet. You get an oversized Garruk card and 3 wolf tokens, and you can challenge Garruk with your sealed deck, and then either cry out in victory or defeat while in front of our giant cardboard standee of the mighty Planeswalker, record it and upload it at www.HuntBiggerGame.com, and then have a chance to win a GIANT NERF REPLICA OF HIS AXE.

It may or may not look like this. And smell like angry goats.

It may or may not look like this. And smell like angry goats.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For those of you who want to get your paws on the intro packs early there will also be open dueling for both events, while they last. Why else should you attend our Prereleases? Well, we have comfy chairs, air conditioning that works, and a super fun atmosphere. Still not convinced? There will be lots of prize packs up for grabs(2 thrown into the prize pool for each player), we’ll be serving up snacks and drinks, AND there will be some neat random door prizes given out as well!

Then there’s the official launch on Friday the 18th, which will be a $12 booster draft with 3 packs of M15, beginning at 7pm. Everyone who enters this event gets a promo foil ‘In Garruk’s Wake’ card(while supplies last) in addition to prizes for the top finishers in each pod. That same day we will have all the M15 Core Set for sale: boosters, intro packs, fat packs, supplies, and singles!

Remember that giant 8 foot Garruk standee I mentioned earlier?

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We are raffling that bad boy away on the 19th, and you(yes YOU) have several chances to win it! Each of our three M15 events that you play in get you a raffle ticket, AND each time you are in the top 8 in those events you get yet another raffle ticket!

We hope to see you this weekend, Magic peeps. It’s going to be more fun than a bucket of beebles!

Mmm. Beebles.

Mmm. Beebles.

 

Hello all! We hope you have been enjoying the lovely lizard weather, with the sizzling and the loud and whatnot. It’s time to tell you about what we’re plotting and planning for July, so here it goes:

1. MAGICAL THINGS

Magic the Gathering players! Good news! You have way too many events this month! First up we have the M15 Core Set Prereleases, which will be the 12th and 13th, and filled with sealed deck wackiness. After that will be the booster draft Launch Party on the official release day, July 18th. We are taking preregistration on all three of these events since product is limited, so stop by and plop down the entry to secure yourself a spot. We are also taking preorders on booster boxes for the bargain price of $100 each, and each person who does so will also get the Buy-a-Box foil promo card while supplies last. For more info please check out our calendar/events section and this link. After all of that madness there will be another StarCityGames Invitational Qualifier on the 27th, loaded with Standard format goodness and prizes galore. Observe. And all of this is in addition to the Sunday constructed events and Friday Night Magic drafts and Commander nights we normally have going on!

2. MINIATURE THINGS

Wargamers! We haven’t forgotten you! This month will contain a 1500 point Warhammer 40K tournament, a 2000 point Warhammer fantasy tournament, a 35 point Warmachine/Hordes spell draft tournament, AND a learn-to-paint class with Lexx! Peruse the calendar/events section and feel the love, then plan accordingly. We are also hard at work building and painting even more terrain for you glorious freaks to stain with imaginary blood. There will also soon(hopefully) be full-blown demo days for games like Malifaux, Infinity, Anima Tactics, MERCS, Relic Knights, and Wrath of Kings!

3. ‘MURICA!

This I am quite excited about: A THEME DEMO MONTH! For this, the month in which we celebrate that time that Will Smith punched out an alien and Randy Quaid flew a plane into a spaceship and Jeff Goldblum said some gibberish and stopped an invasion with an Apple laptop, we will be sharing games with all of you that are so full of red, white, and blue that playing them will bring Teddy Roosevelt back from the dead! Learn to play any of these and get 20% off of your very own copy! Behold:

You and your other fellow delegates will rock the Constitutional Convention, leaving your ideas etched forever in our country's greatest document, and perhaps in your opponents' powdered wigs.

You and your other fellow delegates will rock the Constitutional Convention, leaving your ideas etched forever in our country’s greatest document, and your political fury etched into your opponents’ wig-covered heads. Well, maybe not that second part.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just like all of those red-faced pundits warned, the Commies are coming for us, but it won't be easy because guns!

Just like all of those red-faced pundits warned, the Commies are coming for us, but it won’t be easy because guns!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Race to be the first country to build the bomb so you can terrify everyone else into never messing with you again!

Race to be the first country to build the bomb so you can terrify everyone else into never messing with you again!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So there you have it. July. The three ‘M’s. As always, we look forward to gaming with you. Right, Rob Liefeld?

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It’s almost Summer. You know what that means: songs by Will Smith, weather that makes you want to punch things, and children running amok in the streets that for some weird reason you aren’t allowed to shoot with tazers. But it is also traditionally a time for picnics, and epicness. That is where local gamemakers Eric Cesare and Anthony Rando come in. These fine gentlemen created the card game Epic Picnic, and now they want to share it with YOU, you lucky so-and-so.

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The game, funded with the pixie dust magic of Kickstarter, is a frenetic and morally-bankrupt multiplayer competition that will test your memory and the boundries of good taste. Tomorrow, Saturday the 14th, the creators will be giving demos in our shop from 1 to 3 pm, and they will have copies on hand that you can purchase through us. So get yer butts in here and have some fun. You’ve earned it.

For more info, visit: deviousdevices

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You want these, the most amazing squirrel tokens ever printed, right? Of course you do. You might also have a desire for cards like Misdirection, Mirari’s Wake, Exploration, Reya Dawnbringer, and Reflecting Pool. Those are also in the new Magic the Gathering set, Conspiracy. Do we have this set in stock? Why YES, yes we do. We have packs, we have boxes, we have singles, we have Ultra Pro supplies, AND we will be having not one but TWO events to celebrate its arrival. You see, Conspiracy is meant to be booster drafted and then played multiplayer. So Friday night at 7pm and Sunday at 1pm, for only $15 in American Dollar Units, you too can get in on the fun. And while supplies last you’ll also get one of these lovlies:

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But really, it’s all about the squirrels. Those who hoard the nuts control the world. They’re always watching. I can’t say any more right now. Too dangerous.

Look at it. Just… look.

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Free RPG Day goodies. How do you get your hands on this treasure trove of storytelling delights? Simple. You just show up on Free RPG Day, which is on Saturday, June 21st. So what else is involved besides the swag? That’s where you folks come in. We are currently looking for seasoned gamemasters to run some of these fine modules, so if you’re interested just shoot us an email(ordering@theportalcomicsandgaming.com) and we’ll add you to the schedule, and give you a nifty reward for helping out! We have Dungeon Crawl Classics, Castles & Crusades, 13th Age, and Lamentations of the Flame Princess(which we now also have the rulebooks for), as well as Valiant Universe, Cosmic Patrol, Shadowrun/Battletech, Mage, Pathfinder, and more! Check out the website here for all the info. There may just be a surprise or two in store, so you’ll definitely want to swing on by if you’re a fan of role-playing games.

Devlan says, "Roll plastic stones, stupid sacks of meat and hair!"

Devlan says, “Roll plastic stones, stupid sacks of meat and hair!”