I was going to post this update in a timely fashion. I swear. Stop laughing. There I was, typing away, when suddenly a majestic unicorn appeared before me. He introduced himself as Tylenol with Codeine, then teleported me away from my responsibilities and into a cavern filled with vodka elementals.
But that adventure is behind me, and it is once again time to inform you all of our
plans to take over the world upcoming events and other forms of nerdly merriment.
1. MAGIC THE GATHERING FATE REFORGED PRERELEASES AND LAUNCH PARTY
A new Magic set is nearly upon us, and it is full of DWAGONS! Oh yes. Want some early? Of course you do. Then check out our sealed deck Prerelease events on the 17th and 18th. For a mere $25 you get some new boosters, a spindown d20, a neat pin, a foil promo card, AND a special Ugin’s Fate pack! There will be refreshments spiked with caffeine and lots and lots of prize packs and random door prizes too! We only have room for 50 players each day, so get your butt pre-registered nowish! Then on the 23rd the set officially drops, and we will have the usual metric crapload of packs, fat packs, intro packs, supplies, and singles for you, along with another sealed deck event, the Launch Party! In the meantime, those of you who enjoy cheap booster boxes might want to take advantage of our preorder special and score yourself a foil Shamanic Revelation in the process.
2. MALIFAUX MONTH
In the world of tabletop there lives a very special skirmish game that is equal parts wild west adventure, wacky steampunk, and pants-pooping horror, and it wants you to come on over for a soulstone-spiked glass of whoop-ass. Say hello to Malifaux, one of our newest additions, and a fantastic little diceless game that is perfect for new players with less money to burn as well as veterans who are looking for something a little different from space marine A shooting at space marine B. We will be running demos all day on the 10th, followed up with a four week league with lots of cool prizes!
3. WEISS SCHWARZ, DRAGON BALL Z, & DICE MASTERS
The newest additions to our events calendar include the return of a rather popular card game about screaming dudes whose hair turns blonde, the unholy fusion of Quarriors and Magic and Marvel comics, and an oddly-named collection of anime properties that are trying to achieve a climax. See our events calendar for all of the details.
4. STAFF PICK BOARD GAMES O’ THE MONTH
Here they are, the games that Lexx and I are currently obsessed with. Come on in and borrow the store copies(or get a demo if we aren’t pinned down by Commander players without lists) and discover why we prefer them to actual work! Bonus: they are 20% off this month!
And what does the future hold? Well, a little birdy(this one was named Robitussin DM) has it on good authority that there will be a Warhammer 40K Kill Team league, more of me trying to get all of you to play Netrunner, D&D Attack Wing events, and much more! See you next month!